me: mom, how are babies made?
mom: well, hmmm, i think when you’re a little older, dear—
dad: FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY!!!
Train don’t give a fuck
CHOO CHOO MOTHER FUCKER SUCK MY DICK
~Dashing though the snow~
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY
"But there are leaves on the tracks. Sorry. Leaves! They’re very dangerous. Stay home." - the UK
once i had a dream that my cat was working at mcdonalds w/ me and she had a lil uniform and she kept getting fur in the fries and everyone was yelling at me and saying “ur cat sucks on fries” and i was like “shes just a cat give her a break!” and i woke up crying
I’m like an old lady I can’t help but share the baybeez!